Dear Class,
I pray to freakin’ God you end early. I may eat the girl sitting next to me.
Always, Maxine
Dear Heart,
Care to stop beating so fast? Its freaking me out. Thanks.
Always, Maxine
Dear Vegan Men,
Where are you at?
Always, Maxine
Dear First Paper of the Semester,
I’m sorry, I haven’t missed you. Come back another day maybe?
Always, Maxine
Dear Mom,
Please stop beating me in words with friends.
Always, Maxine
Dear Massive Amounts of Readings,
Go away and come back never.
Always, Maxine
Dear Rain,
You were fun first the first day or two but a week of rain, come on.
Always, Maxine
Dear Professor,
Sorry you can’t come to campus today but thanks for teaching two of my classes and letting me have the afternoon off.
Always, Maxine
Dear Youtube,
You will be the death of me this semester.
Always, Maxine
Dear College,
Why must homework be apart of you?
Always, Maxine
Dear Hurricane Irene,
You disappointed me.
Always, Maxine
Dear Mom,
Yes, I always leave everything for the last second. Leave me alone.
Always, Maxine
Dear Bill Clinton,
You are the hottest vegan out there.
Always, Maxine
Dear Mad Men,
I can watch you all day long.
Always, Maxine
Dear Rain,
Please come down a little harder. Its not like I am trying to sleep.
Always, Maxine
